Q. What dog can jump higher than a building?
A.Anydog, buildings can’t jump!
Q. Why are ghosts bad liars?
A.Because you can see right through them
Q.how do you make seven an even number?
A.take the s out!
Q:How do you make a fruit punch?
A:Give it boxing lessons.
Q.What did the math book say to the other math book?
A.Boy do I have problems.
Q: Why did the boy take a pencil to bed?
A.to draw the curtains!
Q: What did the blanket say to the bed?
A: Don’t worry Ive got you covered!
Q.Whats the difference between a teacher and a train.
A.The teacher says spit out your gum and the train says chew chew chew.
Q.Why did the house go to the doctor?
A.Because he had window panes!!!