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Well, here is the best and only authentic recipe for REAL oznei Haman:
Hang der nayer Homon, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad YM”S ShR”Y 50 amois above Teheran
Cut him down when one is sure his body is as dead as his neshomo and that his descent to omkei Gehennom has begun.
In Spanish bullfight fashion, remove his ears and pin them to a sign marked “Kein Yiplu Kol Oyvecha Hashem!”
Send these oznei Haman to Khaled Meshaal with a note “You’re next, buddy!”