Could you imagine Charedim running Israel�s emergency services?
Operator: What�s your emergency?�
Caller: My baby has a high fever & a terrible cough.
Operator: I want you to place half a medium sized sauteed onion under their pillow for 3 nights in a row while saying Kapital Chof Daled every morning. Call back if they don�t improve in 3 days.
Yeah, this is exactly what happens whenever I call Hatzalah.