Boy, was this embarrassing. It just happened today – I was walking down a crowded street, and some lady wheeling a carriage wasn’t looking where she was going and she rammed her carriage right into me. Well, I went flying, and went full speed right into some heavyset fellow who was too preoccupied with his blackberry to be aware of his surroundings. He flew straight into a bench on the side of the road, breaking it, and his blackberry went flying. I felt horrible, so I went to retrieve it for him. I couldn’t help noticing that the blackberry browser had yeshiva world on it, and the guy was logged in as popa_bar_abba! Boy, was I embarrassed! I offered to pay for the damage with five silver coins, but he refused them, muttering something about Canada not being a real country. Oh well.
