Reply To: Dear Popa Bar Abby (Advice Column)

Dear Popa bar Abby.

I have a test tomorrow but it is a closed book exam, and there are so many little details to remember. Is it cheating if I memorize them? I think it may be, because when I memorize things, I can remember them very well, and it is just like it being open book.

love,

Student

Dear Student,

This is an advice column, not an idiots column. My opinion is that you are too dumb to do well anyway.

love,

Popa bar Abby

(Sorry guys, I call it how I see it)