Ok this ones my own. Sorry if it stinks.
It’s Erev Rosh Chodesh Elul. The yeshiva auditorium starts to fill in with students and locals, and is soon overpacked. The Famed Rosh Yeshiva gets up to the dais, with everyone waiting to swallow every precious word that leaves his holy mouth.
“Rabbosai!!” The Rosh Yeshiva yells out.
“ELUL!!” “ELUL!!!!” His trembling lips let out a piercing scream that hits everyone’s hearts
“ELUL…IS ONLY 12 MONTHS AWAY!!!”
And with that he passes out.