Exhausted after driving all night, a man decided to stop and have a small nap. He had just fallen asleep when there was a knock on his window. ‘Do you have the time please’ asked a passer by. ‘Its 8.10’ he said. He dozed again but was woken up with another rap on the window. ‘Excuse me what time is it’ asked a cyclist. ‘8.15’ he replied. To avoid being disturbed again, he put a notice in the window saying I DONT KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS and settled back down to rest. Just as he was drifting off, there was yet another knocking on his car. Scowling he opened his eyes. ‘What do you want?’ he shouted at the elderly lady standing there. ‘I just want to tell you that it is 8.35’ she said!
