This father was looking into a boy from a certain Yeshiva. We’ll call the boy Dovid Green. This father decided to call Dovid’s Yeshiva and ask about Dovid to any random boy that answered the payphone. Unbeknownst to him, Dovid answered the phone. “Hi, do you know a boy by the name of Dovid Green?” “Yes I do.” replied Dovid. “Is he a good Bochur? Does he have good middos?” continued the father, “Oh of course, only the best!” replied Dovid. “Tell me”, continued the father, “does he come on time to Shacharis in Yeshiva?” Being that Dovid never davened in Yeshiva, and always davened at a much later Minyan, but never one to lie, Dovid sharply replied “Well, I don’t really daven in Yeshiva often, but I must tell you, whenever I’m there…he’s there!”
