Did you see the Kommon Kiruv Blunders video? It was pretty good.
The last one reminds me of:
A guy walks into a dentists office and asks what it costs to pull a tooth.
Dentist: $500.
Man: That much?!
Dentist: Yep.
Man: Cant you do it for any less?
Dentist: Not really. The only way is to do it without using any novocain but most people cant handle that. You would need a pretty high tolerance for pain.
Man: Oh, dont worry about that. How much would it cost?
Dentist: Without novocain it would be $50.
Man: But you can do it, right?
Dentist: Well… yes. But again, most people wouldn’t be able to handle it… Are you sure about this?
Man: Oh, yes. Show him which tooth it is, dear.
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A man awaiting test results from a doctor finally gets a call.
Man: So?
Doctor: Well I have good news and bad news.
Man: Whats the good news?
Doctor: You have twenty four hours to live.
Man: And…
Doctor: I forgot to call you yesterday.
Sorry, joke telling isn’t really my thing 😉