“SOMEONE WHO WAS SO SCARED OF AIR TRAVEL THEY NEVER WENT ON A PLANE”
There’s a story about an old lady who was very scared to fly for fear of terrorist bombs
One day she had to fly to get somewhere quick so she phoned the travel agents and asked them what the chances are of there being a bomb on a plane
They replied 1 in 75000
So she asked what are the chances of 2 bombs and they sed 1 in 99999999999
From that day on her fear of flying was cured
Whenever she flew she always brought a bomb on with her