How about some fun with thread titles?
I was walking home from the grocery store in LAKEWOOD where i had bought some FROZEN VEGGIES i got there just in time they were about to CLEAN UP SHOP, i was walking home when i saw a woman in a JEAN SKIRT doing the ZUMBA to a tune on her IPOD i thought she had taken complete leave of her WITS concerned i called HATZOLO she was causing quite a scene i was watching her with some men in COLORED SHIRTS they may have been from TOURO OR YU i wasnt sure, i thought i saw the same guys SCHNORING AT WEDDINGS the night before i asked them is ANYONE HERE AFRAID OF DIEING because of watching her?, i KNEW I WAS GETTING TOO OLD to just stand around the crowd watching the poor woman, so i just walked home i passed the travel agency and saw some great BRITISH POSTERS i wished i could go there.