I remember that one year I was in Chaim Day Camp (in Brooklyn), and the alma mater went like this:
8 weeks in the summer
the good times that I always had
sports and activities
they went by so fast
Oh Chaim Day Camp
the one thing I really will miss
is the spirit of achdus
and ruchniyus
Some guys decided to make a spoof, and it went like this:
8 weeks what a bummer
the good times that we never had
sports and activities
thank G-d they went by so fat
Oh Chaim Day Camp
the one thing that we really missed
was the spirit
of Ruach-niyus
(for those who don’t know, Ruach Day Camp was the “other” day camp in Brooklyn at the time. This was before Temimah, Ohr Shraga, and other were around.)