To answer your questions ?? ????? ?????..
0) What are you doing here? I’m not here.(???? ??????? ??) Does anynoe see me ‘here’? Read the other post about what happens when someone screams “Don’t look”
1)Do I know someone here in real life? Yes I do. I don’t want to reveal their identity without leave.
2)My profession (or lack therof)? Here goes: Retired, Student, Musician, Couch Potato, Other. (can’t be specific – else my cover will be blown)