Reply To: Ask the opposite gender

Lifestyle-shmifestyle. You’re either a Torah-observant Yid or you’re not. Brony, you don’t get it.

OOHOOHOOH

It’s been awhile since

I’ve been hated on like this

Anyway, thanks much

this will certainly shorten my

calls to girls’ references.

BEFORE:

*Phone ringing*

[ ‘;’]): Hello?

( ‘.’)): Hi, it’s brony, do you know ____?

[ ‘;’]): Yes

( ‘.’)): Can you rate her beauty on a level from 1-10

[ ‘;’]): Are you serious?

( ‘.’)): Yes

[ ‘;’]): ….

( ‘.’)): ….

*Line goes dead*

AFTER:

*Phone ringing*

[ ‘;’]): Hello?

( ‘.’)): Hi, it’s brony, do you know ____?

[ ‘;’]): Yes

( ‘.’)): Is she a Torah-observant Yid?

[ ‘;’]): Yes

( ‘.’)): Thank you, I will marry her.

[ ‘;’]): …

( ‘.’)): …

*Line goes dead*